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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #440 on: February 17, 2021, 06:27:53 pm »
A.  We have no proof of that.

Q.  Did Lureen dye her own hair, or go to a salon?



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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #441 on: February 18, 2021, 02:54:13 pm »

Q.  Did Lureen dye her own hair, or go to a salon?

A. Her mother did it for her. That way, she could get away from LD for a couple of hours.

B. Did Bobby ever get a tutor?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #442 on: February 18, 2021, 05:10:52 pm »
A.  That was up to Lureen, the teacher didn't like Jack.

Q.  Why did you put "B." above?

*runs from Sonja*


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #443 on: February 19, 2021, 03:30:57 pm »
Q.  Why did you put "B." above?

*runs from Sonja*

 A. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Q. Why did Monroe use an electric knife for the turkey?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #444 on: February 19, 2021, 09:57:24 pm »
A.  Because Alma's bird was so tough, he needed the extra power.

Q.  Did Lureen's momma have an electric knife too?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #445 on: February 21, 2021, 02:38:17 pm »
Q.  Did Lureen's momma have an electric knife too?

A. No, LD refused to use one, it isn't manly enough.

Q. If BBM had been shot in Australia, would they all have been upside down?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #446 on: February 21, 2021, 06:40:54 pm »
A.  I'm sure there are people who would believe that.

Q.  Does anyone know what song was playing when Alma Jr. drove up to see Ennis?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #447 on: February 22, 2021, 11:53:17 am »
A. Yes, "Sweet Melissa" by the Allman Brothers.

Q: Where did Jack leave his blue parka?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #448 on: February 22, 2021, 04:29:10 pm »

Q: Where did Jack leave his blue parka?

A. Bobby had hidden it. He thought he could prevent his dad from going away.

Q. Did Lureen drop her red hat on purpose when she noticed Jack?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #449 on: February 23, 2021, 04:05:13 pm »
A. Yes, "Sweet Melissa" by the Allman Brothers.

I thought "Sweet Melissa" was playing when Ennis, Jr, and Cassie went out to the bar.  I was talking about when Jr. pulls up to Ennis' trailer.   Is it the same song?

A. Bobby had hidden it. He thought he could prevent his dad from going away.

Q. Did Lureen drop her red hat on purpose when she noticed Jack?


A.  Yes, she was so shocked to see such a specimen of beauty.

Q.  What would have Lureen's mating call sounded like?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!