Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Arad-3:
Q: Why were they drinking 'OLD Rose' whiskey 'instead of 'Jack Daniels'
A: because Joe Aguirre sent it to deliver a subliminal message about ' his old rose
Q: What do cowboys carry in those saddlebags?
MtBecky:
Q: What do cowboys carry in their saddlebags?
A: Uhm, lipstick, chewing gum, checkbook needing to be refilled, package of Midol, Dayplanner from 2002....<Gasp!> WAIT! That's what I have in my purse!
::) Okay, lets see...what do cowboys carry in their saddlebags? I'm guessing a spare saddle for when they have ridden the old saddle... sore?
Q: Why does Monroe part his hair on the side?!?!
:Insert smiley cat flower here!:
MtBecky:
--- Quote from: MtBecky on April 28, 2006, 01:43:44 pm ---Q: Why does Monroe part his hair on the side?!?!
--- End quote ---
A: Because he doesn't want to be accused of being in the middle of anything!
Q: Why is Ennis having pie at the bus station?
:-*
Arad-3:
Q: Why is Ennis having pie at the bus station?
A: Cause he relizes his hot cross buns days are over.
Q: Why was Ennis so mad at the mule?
Hi Mt Becky!
TJ:
Q: Why was Ennis so mad at the mule?
A: Because it acted like a dumb ass?
Oh, I could ask a lot of questions about the differences between the original story and some people would think they were stupid questions, too.
Q: Why did Aguirre say that those guys stemmed the rose when he never saw them with rose blossoms?
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