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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #360 on: October 09, 2018, 02:16:23 pm »
Q.  Does Junior use crayons for her make-up?


A. No, her mama never bought her any after she pushed over all those jars.


Q. Why did Ennis tuck down his shirt before he ran down the stairs to meet Jack?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #361 on: October 09, 2018, 07:07:49 pm »
Q. Why did Ennis tuck down his shirt before he ran down the stairs to meet Jack?


A.  He didn't want to trip over the tail!

Q.  Wasn't Bobby young to drive the tractor?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #362 on: October 10, 2018, 03:29:23 pm »

Q.  Wasn't Bobby young to drive the tractor?


A. It's America, where cars are holy and even young kids are allowed to drive.

Q. How come Jack can't open a can properly?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #363 on: October 10, 2018, 06:27:43 pm »
Q. How come Jack can't open a can properly?


A.  He likes to use his hands for other things!


Q.  What does Jack keep under his hat?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!