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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #460 on: February 27, 2021, 09:42:55 pm »
Q. How many of the Chilean sheep did they bring down the mountain?


A.  Not enough for Aguierre!

Q.  Has Ma Twist ever shared her cherry cake recipe?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #461 on: February 28, 2021, 01:14:38 pm »

Q.  Has Ma Twist ever shared her cherry cake recipe?

A. Only with her brother Harold. But while he was in hospital with pneumonia the neighbours broke inte his house and stole
    it  >:(


Q. Who picked the cherries for the cake?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #462 on: February 28, 2021, 08:22:42 pm »
Q. Who picked the cherries for the cake?


A.  Ma Twist.  Pa didn't know how to handle cherries.  ;)

Q.  What did Alma and Munroe do with the Thanksgiving leftovers?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #463 on: March 01, 2021, 04:35:50 pm »

Q.  What did Alma and Munroe do with the Thanksgiving leftovers?


A. They gave them to the neighbours, who then gave Alma and Monroe their leftovers.

Q. Why did they do that?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #464 on: March 04, 2021, 01:17:03 pm »
Q. Why did they do that?

A.  Because it made sense to them.

Q.  Whatever happened to Randall?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #465 on: March 04, 2021, 05:44:39 pm »

Q.  Whatever happened to Randall?

A. He finally started using earplugs, and his life became so much better.

Q. Whatever happened to the Basque?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #466 on: March 04, 2021, 06:30:35 pm »
Q. Whatever happened to the Basque?

A.  He lives under the bridge now.

Q.  What song did Jenny sing at Jr.'s wedding?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #467 on: March 07, 2021, 04:15:39 pm »

Q.  What song did Jenny sing at Jr.'s wedding?


A.



Q. Why did Monroe look like a baby?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #468 on: March 08, 2021, 03:23:18 pm »
Q. Why did Monroe look like a baby?


A.




Q.  How did Monroe end up owning the grocery?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #469 on: March 08, 2021, 06:31:34 pm »

Q.  How did Monroe end up owning the grocery?


A. He hit the previous owner in the head with an axe, buried him in the cellar and took over the store.

Q. How did Junior and Kurt meet?

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