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Another Brokeback 20 Q's
serious crayons:
1) Did your folks run you off?
2) Does your job get tiresome?
3) When it comes to clothes, do you have any resistance?
4) Who do you miss so much you can hardly stand it?
5) Is getting together with you like seeing the pope?
6) Have you ever confronted someone for speaking with a slop-bucket mouth?
7) Have you ever offered to buy a rodeo clown -- or other person you didn't know well -- a drink? Did it work?
8 ) As far as you know, is there anything interesting up there in Heaven?
9) Do you play an instrument? Do you run the sheep off with it, or are you pretty good?
10) What was your dad right about?
11) Are you savin for a ranch yourself -- or something else big?
12) Have you fixed up your place real nice?
13) Do you drink coffee, or are you from Texas?
14) Are you pretty good with a can opener -- by which I mean, are you good at getting other people to open up?
15) You been to Mexico?
16) Your Uncle Harold is sick, maybe even dying. Do you leave your new lover to be at his bedside?
17) If you were bored on a Saturday night, would you smarten up to go to a church social?
18) Guard the sheep or eat em? That is, would you break the rules if it seemed important?
19) Could you get by on a couple of high-altitude f*cks a year?
20) Are you the swearing kind?
serious crayons:
1) Did your folks run you off? No, they tolerated me well into adulthood.
2) Does your job get tiresome? Occasionally sure, but overall I'll have to admit that as jobs go it's pretty pleasant.
3) When it comes to clothes, do you have any resistance? I like clothes, but I'm too stingy to spend huge amounts of money on them.
4) Who do you miss so much you can hardly stand it? My dad, along with a couple of friends I failed to stay in touch with.
5) Is getting together with you like seeing the pope? Not really. I'm usually up for an outing.
6) Have you ever confronted someone for speaking with a slop-bucket mouth? Yes, a number of times, but without much success. Unless you can kick them in the face, they tend not to listen.
7) Have you ever offered to buy a rodeo clown -- or other person you didn't know well -- a drink? Did it work? I haven't really tried it -- too shy.
8 ) As far as you know, is there anything interesting up there in Heaven? I'm not a big believer in Heaven (or, for that matter, Hell).
9) Do you play an instrument? Do you run the sheep off with it, or are you pretty good? I played the piano as a child, but at this point I'd probably run the sheep off.
10) What was your dad right about? Pretty much everything, I realized belatedly.
11) Are you savin for a ranch yourself -- or something else big? I'm not a good saver, so I mainly just hope for the best.
12) Have you fixed up your place real nice? Over the past week or so, yes, but only in hopes of selling it. Before that, no. When I realized my occupation of this place would be temporary, I didn't bother even to unpack some of my paintings.
13) Do you drink coffee, or are you from Texas? Yes, no.
14) Are you pretty good with a can opener -- by which I mean, are you good at getting other people to open up? I like to think so, though it doesn't always work. When it does, I'm enchanted.
15) You been to Mexico? Just for an afternoon, walking across the bridge from El Paso to Juarez (not for the same purpose Jack went there, BTW).
16) Your Uncle Harold is sick, maybe dying. Do you leave your new lover to be at his bedside? Um ... I'm not that close to my uncles.
17) If you were bored on a Saturday night, would you smarten up to go to a church social? I've never been involved in a church.
18) Guard the sheep or eat em? That is, would you break the rules if it seemed important? I have, on a number of occasions, broken rules I didn't believe in.
19) Could you get by on a couple of high-altitude f*cks a year? Apparently so, but I'd sure rather not.
20) Are you the swearing kind? I do cuss sometimes, but when it comes to swearing in the commitment sense, I think behavior is more important than vows.
David In Indy:
1) Did your folks run you off?
I got the hell out of there the second I turned 18.
2) Does your job get tiresome?
Which one? :laugh: Yeah, they get tiresome sometimes.
3) When it comes to clothes, do you have any resistance?
No. I love clothes. If I really like something, I'll buy it no matter how expensive it is.
4) Who do you miss so much you can hardly stand it?
My Mom. She died in September 2003. I miss her every day. :'(
5) Is getting together with you like seeing the pope?
No. People drop by all the time. I love my friends and they are welcome here any time they want! And if they aren't here, I'm probably over at one of their houses.
6) Have you ever confronted someone for speaking with a slop-bucket mouth?
Probably not. I cuss enough for everybody.
7) Have you ever offered to buy a rodeo clown -- or other person you didn't know well -- a drink? Did it work?
Yes, and yes. 'Nuf said! ;) But they do it to me too!
8 ) As far as you know, is there anything interesting up there in Heaven?
I sure hope so.
9) Do you play an instrument? Do you run the sheep off with it, or are you pretty good?
I've played the piano, violin and cello ever since I was about 8 years old, so I hope I'm at least decent on them. I also play a little banjo and guitar.
10) What was your dad right about?
God. Just about everything.
11) Are you savin for a ranch yourself -- or something else big?
I'm saving, but I'm not sure what I'm saving for. Maybe to buy my own business someday.
12) Have you fixed up your place real nice?
I guess so. I'd like to get some new furniture for the basement though.
13) Do you drink coffee, or are you from Texas?
I'm not from Texas and yes I drink coffee. Too much of it in fact. I'm very hyper and all that coffee doesn't help.
14) Are you pretty good with a can opener -- by which I mean, are you good at getting other people to open up?
I'm pretty good with an ELECTRIC can opener! Yes, I am very good at getting people to open up.
15) You been to Mexico?
Yes. Twice. Cancun and Alcapulco.
16) Your Uncle Harold is sick, maybe even dying. Do you leave your new lover to be at his bedside?
Of course I would. And my lover would understand. He might even come with me! He flew down to New Orleans with my last fall to attend my aunts funeral.
17) If you were bored on a Saturday night, would you smarten up to go to a church social?
Dear God NOOOOO!!!!
18) Guard the sheep or eat em? That is, would you break the rules if it seemed important?
Break the rules probably.
19) Could you get by on a couple of high-altitude f*cks a year?
No. I couldn't.
20) Are you the swearing kind?
Shit Damn and Hell Yes!!! :D
Great questions Katherine!!! Thanks!! :D
Edited because I didn't understand the can opener question correctly! >:(
dot-matrix:
1) Did your folks run you off? Nope, I'm 46 years old and my Dad still keeps my room exactly like I left it. Bob and I sleep in there when we visit Daddy
2) Does your job get tiresome? Sometimes, but I like research.
3) When it comes to clothes, do you have any resistance? Not when I was younger, but these days yep
4) Who do you miss so much you can hardly stand it? My Mother
5) Is getting together with you like seeing the pope? Nope I'm easy
6) Have you ever confronted someone for speaking with a slop-bucket mouth? Yes, it was not pretty
7) Have you ever offered to buy a rodeo clown -- or other person you didn't know well -- a drink? Did it work? Yes & Yes
8 ) As far as you know, is there anything interesting up there in Heaven? I believe so yes
9) Do you play an instrument? Do you run the sheep off with it, or are you pretty good? Nope I'm musically challenged and am very envious of those who can
10) What was your dad right about? Everything
11) Are you savin for a ranch yourself -- or something else big? Yes
12) Have you fixed up your place real nice? We think so, we like it
13) Do you drink coffee, or are you from Texas? Yes I drink coffee & no I'm not from Texas
14) Are you pretty good with a can opener -- by which I mean, are you good at getting other people to open up? Yes, I'm a good listener and very empathetic
15) You been to Mexico? Yes
16) Your Uncle Harold is sick, maybe even dying. Do you leave your new lover to be at his bedside? No I'd take him with me
17) If you were bored on a Saturday night, would you smarten up to go to a church social? No I do not enjoy church socials, not even when I was a kid...personally I've always found the fire and brimstone crowd to be rather hypocritcal....we'd smarten up and head out to the roadhouse instead....
18) Guard the sheep or eat em? That is, would you break the rules if it seemed important? Hell yeah I am a natural born anarchist, Question Authority at every opportunity
19) Could you get by on a couple of high-altitude f*cks a year? I could but I would not be happy about it.
20) Are you the swearing kind? Sometimes, if very angry or provoked my language can get rather colorful
Kerry:
1) Did your folks run you off? No, I left home to enter a monastery of my own accord, with my parent's blessing.
2) Does your job get tiresome? Sometimes, but I'm looking forward to retiring next year, and that tends to negate any tiresomeness. There's light at the end of the tunnel!
3) When it comes to clothes, do you have any resistance? Not sure what this means?
4) Who do you miss so much you can hardly stand it? He knows who he is!!!
5) Is getting together with you like seeing the pope? Yes!
6) Have you ever confronted someone for speaking with a slop-bucket mouth? No.
7) Have you ever offered to buy a rodeo clown -- or other person you didn't know well -- a drink? Did it work? No.
8 ) As far as you know, is there anything interesting up there in Heaven? I'll just send up a little prayer and let you know.
9) Do you play an instrument? Do you run the sheep off with it, or are you pretty good? I'm so unmusical, I can't even play a gramophone!
10) What was your dad right about? My Dad was a very gentle, compassionate man, who kept his opinions to himself.
11) Are you savin for a ranch yourself -- or something else big? Yes, and I'll probably be getting it in the next year or so.
12) Have you fixed up your place real nice? Yes, I recently had two different visitors ask if my place had been professionally decorated. I found that enormously flattering, because the decorator is me!
13) Do you drink coffee, or are you from Texas? I'm a tea drinker. Not fond of coffee. Must be from Texas, hunh!
14) Are you pretty good with a can opener -- by which I mean, are you good at getting other people to open up? I'm a very good listener.
15) You been to Mexico? I've been to Darlinghurst, which is the Sydney equivalent of Mexico, in the BBM sense.
16) Your Uncle Harold is sick, maybe even dying. Do you leave your new lover to be at his bedside? There's not much I can do for a dying man, so I'll stick with the one with the pulse!
17) If you were bored on a Saturday night, would you smarten up to go to a church social? Sure, Metropolitan Community Church put on real fun socials!
18) Guard the sheep or eat em? That is, would you break the rules if it seemed important? Absolutely! So long as I was sure I wouldn't get caught!
19) Could you get by on a couple of high-altitude f*cks a year? Quality, not quantity. If it was with Ennis, absolutely!
20) Are you the swearing kind? Usually only with neuter objects.
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