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"Brokeback Fever Pitch," "I 'Cowbot", and other sequels....
TOoP/Bruce:
by - bjblakeslee 4 hours ago (Fri Apr 28 2006 07:12:06 )
"Bringing Up Bucky"
Plot Synopsis:
The lives of Ennis Delmar and Jack Nasty collide and proceeds to become a star-crossed lovers in this rapid-paced fiasco of hilarious proportions.
Ennis Delmar is the stuffy rancher/museum worker who is almost finished with an exhibit featuring Wyoming dinosaurs and he needs to land a 1 billion grant for the Signal County Wildlife Museum. He is also engaged to Alma to who he is to be married tomorrow.
While playing golf, Delmar, trying to finesse the grant, is spotted by Jack Nasty who decides that he has just met his life partner - his soulmate - and will do absolutely anything to hook Ennis. Jack tries to run him over to see if that will get his attention.
Jack uses his bean-eating pet panther, Bucky, to trick Ennis into driving to Childress. Bucky enjoys harmonica music and the song "Water Walkin' Jesus" which calm him down when he gets agitated. In Childress, a dog snatches the last bone Ennis needs to complete the Wyoming dinosaur skeleton. (Looks like the wedding will be delayed...)
Of course, a vicious man-eating panther escapes from a traveling circus and Bucky is mistaken for it, leading Delmar and Jack into a series of utterly idiotic, senseless maneouvers to save Bucky from the authorities. They take time to set up camp for the night and reprise the camp scenes from BBM - this time with jack doing the flipping. Later, Jack accidentally burns Ennis's boot, leaving him to traipse around with one bare foot through the Texas countryside.
Ennis and Jack end up in the local jail in the same cell and they bicker about who will get the top bunk. Jack pretends to be a hitman for the Gay Mafia to and implicates Ennis as well.
Naturally, Ennis calls the wedding off to Alma, and Ennis and Jack end up together, and what happened to the panther?
TOoP/Bruce:
by - bjblakeslee 4 hours ago (Fri Apr 28 2006 07:15:27 )
"Run Alma Run"
Plot Synopsis:
Inventive thriller which begins with Alma witnessing her husband's reunion with Jack and the shocking kiss they share in the yard and on the stairs.
Desperate, Alma takes off and robs a bank in a desperate cry for attention. She feels angry and rejected, and is looking to do something big, loud, and stupid enough to make the evening news. She holds up a supermarket, shoots Monroe, and she is then shot by the cops.
Then, the story begins anew with different outcomes.
In one version, Lola grabs a gun kills her wounds her husband and forces Jack into a car where she demands he impregnate her before she kills him.
In another, she slaps Ennis in the face, spits on Jack Nasty and takes the truck to go into town and file for divorce.
In another, she pretends she saw nothing and cries after he leaves.
In the last one, the three of them - Alma, Jack, and Ennis - all live together happily ever after with Jack as their babies'
TOoP/Bruce:
by - bjblakeslee 4 hours ago (Fri Apr 28 2006 07:19:24 )
"Rainbow Pride and Prejudice"
Plot Synopsis:
Mr Aguirre is in the sheep livestock trade in Signal Wyoming with his overbearing wife. He is a closeted gay man, who is stunned to realize that all five of his sons have also grown up to be gay.
The Auirre's have 5 sons; the beautiful Jared, the clever Leon, the bookish Marcus, the immature Caleb, and the wild Logan. Unfortunately for the Aguirres, if Joe Aguirre dies their house will revert to distant uncle who holds the title, so the the Aguirre family must arrange good gay marriages for their sons.
Life is ordinary until the arrival in the town of the wealthy Mr Jakov Gyllenbuuk, who rents a huge horse ranch so he can summer in the American west.
Jakov Gyllenbuuk brings with him his transexual sister Magi Gyllenbuuk and the fabulously wealthy Australian outback ostrich rancher, Mr Hethe Légend.
Love is in the air for one of the Aguirre boys, while another son finds he may have shot his gun prematurely. For the Aguirre boys there are many bumps in the road to self-actualization, acceptance, and fullfillment, including marginal education, rumors of their sexuality, acne, and a scandalous videotaped encounter.
TOoP/Bruce:
by - bjblakeslee 4 hours ago (Fri Apr 28 2006 07:21:30 )
UPDATED Fri Apr 28 2006 07:29:07
"The Powerpuff Cowgirls" (Pawapafu Garuzu)
Plot Synopsis:
"Saving the world before hitting the bedrolls!"
In the town of Riverton, Professor Entonium Delmar prepares to make a perfect girl in his trailer laboratory (sugar, spice, everything nice, and a little curl right in the middle of a forehead).
His lab assistant, a monkey named Nono, accidentally spills Element Q to the mix. There is huge explosion. Professor Delmar finds himself the father of three perfect, powerful little dyke girls, and the little monkey Nono has disappeared.
It soon becomes obvious that Alma Jr, Jenny, and Boomka are not normal heterosexual girls, they have lesbian superpowers that Professor Delmar must teach them to control and use for the common good. The are too much for Professor Delmar to hand alone, and he calls on his special friend Jack to help out. The girls all love "Uncle Jack" and ask the Professor if he can stay forever and ever? The professor tells them that he thinks his bedroll is big enough to share with Uncle Jack, and Uncle Jack sure seems excited to be invited!
The girls are not well liked in school because they wrecked Riverton in a superpowered game of lesbian tag. The monkey Nono didn't die in the explosion. He becomes a homophobochimp named Homo No No and he tricks the girls into a plan to take over Riverton. As the girls foil this threat and defeat an army of superpowered homophobomonkeys, the Powerpuff Cowgirls learn that with great girl power comes great responsibility. They help to defeat Homo No No and restore gay pride to Riverton.
TOoP/Bruce:
by - bjblakeslee 4 hours ago (Fri Apr 28 2006 07:36:58 )
"Touched by Cowboy Angels"
Plot Synopsis:
Gay angel cowboys are dispatched from gay heaven to inspire gay people who are at crossroads in their gay lives. Ennis, a gay angel cowboy who is new to all this and needs a lot of gay supervision, reports to Jack, his virile, wise-cracking, super-hot, gay angel cowboy supervisor.
Joining them is crusty but lovable Joe, who, in addition to his job as an "Iceman", helps out as a gay angel cowboy caseworker (who struggles with his own gay self-acceptance issues) on various assignments to help gay people in trouble when the plot gets shorthanded. The gay angel cowboys may not bring answers to every problem, but gay angel cowboys always deliver a inspiring message of gay God's hope for mankind.
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