Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
JulietteMontague:
L.D.: Take a gander at my grandson! He's as handsome as his father, atta boy Jack! I'm glad he doesn't look like his old fart of a grandfather! ;D
Will-U:
Mr. TWIST (to Mrs. Twist):
Honey Cakes, do U want me to go out and pick some of them little red fruits off the cherry tree so that U can bake us one?
Mrs. TWIST (to Mr. Twist):
I sure do, U dirty ole man.
Mr. TWIST (to Mrs.):
That's great, Bytch, cause I sure wants to get me a piece !
Fran:
Randall: Roy Taylor's got a little cabin down on Lake Kemp. Got a croppie house...little boat. Said I can use it whenever I want. We ought to go down there some weekend. Drink a little whiskey, fish a little, fool around a little. Get away, you know?
Jack: Mr. Malone, are you trying to seduce me?
Katie77:
What a great read these posts are...been sitting here laughing out loud.....heres one i just thought of...
When Alma opens the door and sees Jack and Ennis with their mouths locked together.......
Alma.......What the hell you doin there?
Jack.......Well Ennis stood at the top of the stairs....yelled "Jack fuckin Twist", then bounded down the stairs, missed the last four, went arse over tit and fell to the ground and knocked himself out"
Alma......and so what are you doin to him now?
Jack.......I'm trying to get the cigarette out of his mouth, without it goin out...do you know how expensive smokes are these days....
Fran:
Ang Lee has more than a few problems with the sheep:
Sheep #124: Yo, Mr. Director, I need some clarification here. Tell me one more time, what's my character's motivation for traveling up the mountain?
Sheep #89: I told you, I don't do water. You want me to cross that stream, you better get one of your "cowboys" to carry me across.
Sheep #227: If that blue heeler even breathes on me, my attorney's gonna slap you with a lawsuit so fast your head'll spin.
Sheep #9: Hey, it's been three hours. Don't we get a lunch break?
Sheep #178: Where's my close-up? My contract specifically calls for a close-up....
Ang Lee (making mental note to self): No more movies with sheep.
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