Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
Will-U:
Big L.D. NEWSOME: Now that U all say "No!" to this big baby lookin' like me his granpappy, as I look from a different angle, baby Bobby seems a little Gay to me. I can tell bi the way he holds his pink rattle. Yeah, I think this baby Bobby has that Gay look in his eyes, too.
LUREEN: What are U sayin' Big Daddy?
L.D. Honey Chile, I'm sayin' that your Gay baby Bobby looks more like your Gay husband Jacky!!
DeeDee:
In the kitchen of Alma and Monroe's home:
Alma: You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?
Ennis: Yes Alma. I see Jack Twist, but there ain't no fishin'. We have been cheatin' on you and Lureen for years now. We go to the mountains to fornicate and laugh about the two of you bein' so ignorant.
So, how have you been?
Toast:
Mrs. Twist: If you was any kind of a man, I wouldn't have no cherries left to put in no cakes. For f**k sake old man, you haven't done nothing but sit there and bitch since you rode Big Billy in 1945.
Katie77:
Dee dee, just looking at the pic you have on your posts....it looks like a pencil drawing of the reunion kiss...... it looks great.....can you give me a link or send me a copy please......
Will-U:
ENNIS' FATHER (to Ennis): Yeah, like U were figuring, Boy, it was me that had Earl killed. As a matter of fact, I dun did the job my damn self.
ENNIS: Why did U do that, Daddy Dearest?
ENNIS' FATHER: Well, Boy, I told that bytch Earl to get rid of that f*cking queer Rich once and for all or if I heared anything more about them two 2gether, it might get Earl killed. I just cudnt control my Gay jealousy.
ENNIS (disbelieving): U mean, Daddy....
ENNIS' FATHER: Yeah, Boy, Earl & I were secret homo lovers -- just like U & Jack. U see Sonny Boy, U and your brother actually inherited that Gayness thing from me.
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