Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
southendmd:
Everyone to Lashawn:
"Shut up, already"
southendmd:
ENNIS: "Hey, Monroe, is Alma here?"
MONROE: "Yeah, she's in the condiments aisle."
ENNIS: "The wha'?"
MONROE: "Uh, between the capers and the cornichons."
ENNIS: "Gotcha, thanks, girlfriend."
Will-U:
JACK: Guess what next month is?
ENNIS: June!
JACK: Whoreson Bytch, besides that... Gay Pride Month!
ENNIS: Hunh?
=aside=
Thanx for makin' us laugh out loud, SouthEndMD!
That "girlfriend" to Monroe is too funny -- and true!
Lumière:
Alma - So is he someone you cowboy with or what?
Ennis - Nah, Jack, he rodeos mos'ly. But guess who he's ridin' when he ain't ridin' bulls?
... *winks at Alma* ...
Alma - He what? ... *about to swallow her own tongue*
Ennis - Rodeo boy is hung like a donkey! Woooweee! Daaaannnnng!!
... *shakes head with smirk on his face* ... Hm hm hm!!
Becky:
Jack: Don't you think Aguirre's trailer is so now! I mean the Western look is soooo this summer! Don't you think hunh?
::) Sorry that is all my mind could muster...I am having quite a slow day.
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