Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
Will-U:
Congratulations to all of our witty "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" players on over 1,000!!!!!!!!!! views and counting!
Cap'n Will ;D & Dre O0
S.S. BBM Linez
Lumière:
Chilean sheep 1 - Damn there are some hot ewes in this crowd!
Chilean sheep 2 - Check out the babe 6 hoof-steps away, whoa, I bet she could produce big, strong rams! I bet she's in heat! Damn!
Chilean sheep 1 - Which one, Tony?
Chilean sheep 2 - That one over there! Close to the idiot sitting in his own sh!t!
Chilean sheep 1 - Errr.... Tony, I didn't know ya were that way! That there's not an ewe! That thing between its legs are not tits you dumbass!...Jeez! ::)
Brokeback Sheep 1 (to Brokeback sheep 2, after overhearing the whole exchange) - Look at those dumb idiots! It's fools like that give sheep a bad name! Baaaaaaaahahahaha!
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(ok ok, I'll go find something to do with my time! lol)
Lumière:
LaShawn and Randall prepare for the Childress Benefit Dinner they are about to attend....
Randall - Lashie... where are my grey...
LaShawn - O my goodness! I hope that two-faced old bat, the so-called Mrs. Seemore is not at the benefit tonight! What a sour, gossip-mongering old trout! Do you know what she said about me at the bake sale last week??
Randall - I just need....
LaShawn - She said I was flirting with Teri Hinds' husband in church 2 Sundays ago! ::) Please! Granted, he is a fine specimen of manhood but I wouldn't be caught dead drooling over his very-broke behind!The nerve of the woman!
Randall - La..
LaShawn - If she shows up tonight, I'll strangle the silly bitch! >:(
Oh, your grey trousers are in the laundry basket in the basement! But here, wear this one - ya look much better in these!
Randall - Oh, I li....
LaShawn - Randall, I've told you several times, don't just stand there looking stunned and staring at me, ya better learn to speak your mind!
Snowflakes:
Sheepcounter: “Hey Joe, this is the exact number of sheep that went up the mountain! You have to give these two boys bonuses for doing such a perfect job!”
Pipedream:
--- Quote from: Lucise on May 29, 2006, 02:31:41 pm ---I am the only one playing? Where is everyone else? :-\:P
Mod Answer to "Milli" (who dat?): In America, this is national holiday Memorial Day Weekend. U two obviously live in countries other than the U.S. of A.
--- End quote ---
Still here, Milli! The old stud duck hasn't run me off completely, yet... ;)
So here goes:
Mrs. Twist: You come back and see us again!
Ennis: Yeah. Ahem, M'am, can I ask you somethin?
Mrs. Twist: Sure, boy!
Ennis: My last chick told me that girls don't fall in love with fun. S'that true?
Mrs. Twist: Sure, it is! Hell, otherwise I would hardly have married old Twist here, would I?
Ennis: It must be different with guys then because me and Jack, we always had lots of fun, and I loved it! :)
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