Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
Will-U:
LUREEN: Jack was teachin' Lil' Bobby Bytch how to drive one of them big-ass tractors and he dun run rite over his old grandpappy. Now I inherit the entire Farm Equipment busine$$! Yeeeeeee-haw!
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=aside= Ray
It's almost like the bad old days!
southendmd:
--- Quote from: Ray on June 06, 2006, 11:22:47 am ---Jack: Now sit yer ignorant ass down in one of our lovely mauve velour dining chairs!
--- End quote ---
LD: Rodeo, stud duck calls the colors around here: them dumbass chairs is magenta.
Ray:
Jack: Hahahahahaha, Stud Duck, You need glasses! You wrang it out once too many times and now your eyes are "Rose Stemmed"!
southendmd:
LD: Hell yes, Rodeo, I've wrung it out. Your mother-in-law Fayette won't gimme none. So I'm turnin' that TV back on 'cuz boys should watch football players.
Lumière:
Bobby: Daddy .. Grandpa, what's it mean to "wring out"?
Is it like what mommy says she'll do to Daddy's neck everytime he goes fishing?
Or is it like what I saw her doing to some old guy in Daddy's combine?
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