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Shasta542:
I haven't read any comments about them (good or bad), but I think they are both great. Taylor is young, but she may be mature enough to contemplate marriage. It really remains to be seen that they are even dating steadily tho. It just seems to be gossip so far, but if they wind up together, I think it's romantic!
Aloysius J. Gleek:
http://www.movieline.com/2010/11/is-this-jake-gyllenhaals-penis-a-movieline-investigation.php
Where's Willy? || by Dixon Gaines || 11 27 2010 1:20 PM
Is This Jake Gyllenhaal’s Penis?
A Movieline Investigation
It’s currently cratering at the box office, but Love and Other Drugs was supposed to be a return to the full-throated, unabashedly erotic films of yesterday, akin to movies like Last Tango in Paris and 9 1/2 Weeks that proudly wore its sexual sizzle on its sleeve. And while we get a faceful of Anne Hathaway’s front and back, Jake Gyllenhaal only provides an ass shot. But now a still from the movie is making the rounds online, and it seems like Jake Jr. might have made a cameo after all. The (obviously NSFW) picture after the jump.
Here’s how it seems without only minimal digital tinkering:
And now here it is with the contrast cranked up to 11:
Ladies and gentlemen, that looks like a penis to me. BUT! Is it really Jake’s junk or did some Photoshop savvy prankster drop it in there? I say let’s go full-Zapruder and take a look at a GIF of the todger-centric clip in question.
Hmmm…This complicates matters. Frankly, now I’m not sure if it’s not just a fold of the sheet that gives the illusion of it being Gyllenhaal’s gully-digger. It seems to me like Anne definitely makes contact with something fleshy, but based on the position of his body I’m not positive it’s Jake’s John Thomas. But if it is him, then Jake is hung like a bull moose and I worry for the safety and sanctity of Taylor Swift’s maidenhead.
What do you think, gentle reader? Is this Jake’s Gyllen-willy or just a cruel hoax?
Monika:
:laugh: :laugh:
Of course I´m going with the "hung like a bull moose" alternative :o O0
Aloysius J. Gleek:
More Manipulation coming right up! :laugh: :laugh:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/11/jake_g.html
Adorable Things
This Holiday Season,
Part One
By: Mike Vilensky
11/27/10 at 7:15 PM
Using our imaginations and
Getty images, we made this
Photoshop manipulation of
Gyllenhaal's date.
So, this is really happening: After going apple-picking recently, very handsome movie-star Jake Gyllenhaal (who, Movieline will have you know, did not go full-frontal in Love & Other Drugs ) and very pretty pop-star Taylor Swift have decided that, yes, they would like to be the most adorable celebrity couple in the world this holiday season. People reports that the two were spotted on a date at Gorilla Coffee in Park Slope, Brooklyn (MAP), sharing maple-flavored lattes, the kinds made with real Vermont syrup and foam shaped into little leaves and everything, on Thanksgiving.
"They were really sweet, really really sweet," said a top-secret source at the coffee shop, adding that none of the Brooklynites bothered the duo, and the two tipped well. And this in a season, which officially kicked off yesterday, statistically proven to have the highest number of break-ups! By extension, though, this season may also have the highest frequency of cheating, rebounds, and strange new couplings, like the one pictured. So, happy holidays.
Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal Share Thanksgiving Maple Lattes [People]
Aloysius J. Gleek:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/11/jake_gyllenhaal_and_taylor_swi.html
Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift
On a Regular Coffee-Drinking Road Trip Now
By: Mike Vilensky
11/29/10 at 12:45 AM
Last one.
This holiday's season most adorable celebrity couple was spotted at the quaint Fido cafe in Nashville, Tennessee over the weekend, getting more coffee, after their Brooklyn coffee date on Thursday. He could probably splurge for a full meal at this point.
Also and Earlier:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/11/28/taylor-swift-heads-home-sans-jake-gyllenhaal/
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