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injest:
1.    I’m feelin’ a bit moby today.

I'm feeling sick today!!


2.     According to the hickory we’re late.

According to the CLOCK we're late.

3.     I put on me best whistle.

I put on my best top?


4.     Allo’ me old china.

Allow me old fish?


5.    He always rabbits on about something.

he always bleats on about something

6.    Them bloody teapots are under foot again.

Them bloody strumpets are under foot again!


7.    She’s always on the dog.

She's always on the stoop.



8.    I  kicked this geezer in the berlins.




9.    My bloody pitch kept me late again.

My bloody plague kept me late again..


10.     Old Jim is brown.

Old Jim is impaired!


11.    Get your plates off the table.

Get your goons off the table.


12.    He shouldn’t be drivin’, he’s elephants.

He shouldn't be drivin', he's got beers!


13.    It’s my shout, I’ll get you a pig.




14.    My bloody cherry ran off again.

My bloody bloke ran off again.


15.    I’d like you to meet the trouble.

I'd like you to meet the faker.


16.    I’ve lost the keys to the mickey.

I've lost the keys to the house.    


17.    I’ve got no sausage.

I've got no legs!


18.    Next thing I know he's got his Oliver in my face.

 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

I CAN"T say that one!!!


19.    That sounds robin.


20.    'e can't afford it - 'e ain't got a corn.

He can't afford it - he ain't got a Bob!




I'll post the answers in a few days.  In the meantime .... anyone fancy a Knees Up??

Clyde-B:

--- Quote from: Susiebell on July 18, 2007, 05:11:46 pm ---
Hey Clyde, you got nine right ... whooo Hoooooo ....   Not bad .... not bad at all!!


Susie

--- End quote ---

Thank you Susie, I love my Britcoms!  ;D
 

Shasta542:

**I scrolled down really fast so I couldn't see the answers of the other blokes!!

1.    I’m feelin’ a bit moby today.  Sick


2.     According to the hickory we’re late.  Clock


3.     I put on me best whistle.  Top


4.     Allo’ me old china. Mate


5.    He always rabbits on about something.  Chats


6.    Them bloody teapots are under foot again.  Pups


7.    She’s always on the dog.  Phone


8.    I  kicked this geezer in the berlins.  Balls


9.    My bloody pitch kept me late again.  Boss


10.     Old Jim is brown.  Gone


11.    Get your plates off the table.  Shoes


12.    He shouldn’t be drivin’, he’s elephants.   Drunk


13.    It’s my shout, I’ll get you a pig.  Pie


14.    My bloody cherry ran off again. Guy


15.    I’d like you to meet the trouble. Wife


16.    I’ve lost the keys to the mickey. House    


17.    I’ve got no sausage. Kegs


18.    Next thing I know he's got his Oliver in my face. Fist


19.    That sounds robin. Good


20.    'e can't afford it - 'e ain't got a corn. Job

Shasta542:
YAY!! I love bonus points.   ;D

David In Indy:
I don't think I did this right. I don't think I read the directions before I took this test!  :P  >:(  :-\

My daddy always told me to "read the directions first". I didn't do it this time. And now I made a complete fool out of myself in the process!  >:(

 :laugh:  :laugh:  ;)

Maybe I should take this test again! Whatcha'ya'll think??

I forgot to do the rhyming part! I'm sorry Susie!!  :'(

 :D  :D

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