Heath Heath Heath

[MaineWriter]

He's here in the tub with me! I'm getting him all squeaky clean. I gotta be careful not to drop the computer though, otherwise we will end up with a fried Heath, and people here would be mad at me.

Wait, wait, wait...Thursday is MY day...and you've only had your Heathen card back for 12 hours or so! How did you get him to Indianapolis so quick? Tell you what, David, you can have Saturday but I am taking Saturday this week, so shoot him off to me, willya? Via Artiste in Montreal...

L

[David In Indy]

Wait, wait, wait...Thursday is MY day...and you've only had your Heathen card back for 12 hours or so! How did you get him to Indianapolis so quick? Tll you what, David, you can have Saturday but I am taking Saturday this week, so shoot him off to me, willya? Via Artiste in Montreal...

L

How did I get him to Indianapolis so fast? I closed my eyes, clicked my ruby shoes together three times and the gay gods nodded in approval.

[jstephens9]

How did I get him to Indianapolis so fast? I closed my eyes, clicked my ruby shoes together three times and the gay gods nodded in approval.

I knew you had those ruby red shoes David. I just knew it. And now you have all those magical powers and you're not even wanting to go to Kansas  We now must wonder what will happen next 

[David In Indy]

Wait, wait, wait...Thursday is MY day...and you've only had your Heathen card back for 12 hours or so! How did you get him to Indianapolis so quick? Tll you what, David, you can have Saturday but I am taking Saturday this week, so shoot him off to me, willya? Via Artiste in Montreal...

L

No Leslie. I'm afraid I can't do that. I get him for the next 4 weeks. It says so on the back of my card.

[David In Indy]

I knew you had those ruby red shoes David. I just knew it. And now you have all those magical powers and you're not even wanting to go to Kansas  We now must wonder what will happen next 

Nope. I have no plans to go to Kansas, but I'm hoping they will whisk me away to Europe next spring.

[MaineWriter]

No Leslie. I'm afraid I can't do that. I get him for the next 4 weeks. It says so on the back of my card.

David, I issued the damn card! I don't remember any clause that you got Heath for the Holidays! I don't care if you do have ruby red slippers....!!

[RouxB]

Who has my red slippers? 

[RouxB]

...and my Heathsponge?  Y'all need to just back up off my stinkpot

 

[Penthesilea]

No Leslie. I'm afraid I can't do that. I get him for the next 4 weeks. It says so on the back of my card.

David, David, David (we need a headshaking smiliey here).
You may have a card and your ruby slippers. But that's nothing when confronted with an angry mob of Heathens. You will share like everyone of us - or do I need to send you another pair of bunnies? 

Hereby I declare Tuesday as my Heath bathing day  . But I will graciously send the bathwater to oilgun.

[Penthesilea]

...and my Heathsponge?  Y'all need to just back up off my stinkpot

 

Ruby, David admitted to having your ruby slippers. Sadly, I can't give you my Heathsponge either, I need it myself every Tuesday. But I can offer a Bobsponge:



Look, he's already jumping with joy towards the tub. He can't wait to help you with bathing Heath  .