Toast - you're hilarious!
I'd totally buy the water-into-wine kit, provided it's the instant n' golden bouquet brand.
Erm.... so I'm not sold on the whole faith based toys thing, although I think it's a more than blurry line to other faith-based products - all sorts of figurines, rosaries, pictures, wallhangings, knick-knacks, books of every variety, and what not. Faith sure has been and remains a rich field to till, financially speaking. Let's not go into that bit about the golden calf or about not gathering treasures on earth....
I was wondering about the anatomical details of those figures too. Of course I was.
And about what female action figures there are, and how they differ from those always-available Mary figurines of various sizes and shapes. Perhaps there's a Jezebel doll with detachable limbs.