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What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?
injest:
A fake vagina for my stallion??
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: injest on August 20, 2007, 12:13:46 am ---A fake vagina for my stallion??
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SAY WHAT girlfriend?!!!
I'm sitting here trying to imagine this, and nothing is surfacing.
Oh wait a minute.........
EWWWW!!!!!!!! :P
They actually sell FAKE vaginas for horses? How does it work? ???
injest:
ok You ever see one of those rams the SWAT teams use to break down doors?
imagine one of them hollowed out...lined in vinyl with a little cup at one end....
you take the stallion over to the mare (who is in a barricade so the stallion can't leap her) he snorts and bellows a bit...then you let him go to the dummy mare and he jumps up on it...you grab his...*ahem*...and guide it into the sleeve there...two seconds later it is all over...
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: injest on August 20, 2007, 01:03:01 am ---ok You ever see one of those rams the SWAT teams use to break down doors?
imagine one of them hollowed out...lined in vinyl with a little cup at one end....
you take the stallion over to the mare (who is in a barricade so the stallion can't leap her) he snorts and bellows a bit...then you let him go to the dummy mare and he jumps up on it...you grab his...*ahem*...and guide it into the sleeve there...two seconds later it is all over...
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Dummy mare? ???
And if you take him over to the mare, where does the fake vagina fit in? Why can't he use the real vagina?
And why do they do this? Is this some sort of birth control for horses?
This is the strangest thing I've ever heard of! I'd last about 2 seconds on a farm! :laugh:
ifyoucantfixit:
Im sorry Jess but that is TMI....EEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww but funny
Is that a job you have to do?????
That makes my hoom dorn a waste!!!!!!!!!!
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