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Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
David In Indy:
Jess, I'm borrowing your idea from your Cheers thread. But since I don't know much about Cheers, I can't really contribute to it. So I thought I would start an Everybody Loves Raymond thread, because that show has some really funny lines too!
If anyone can think of funny Raymond quotes, please post them here! :D
David In Indy:
Frank commenting about Ray's second appearance on television....
Frank: "I could have eaten a box of Alpha Bits and crapped a better interview."
David In Indy:
Ray loses Ally's hamster while she is away with Debra. Ray finally locates the hamester, dead, in a box of fudge popsicles. So he and Robert go to the pet store to buy Ally a new hampster before she gets back home. But when they walk through the door, Debra, Ally and the boys have already returned.
Ray: Look Ally, I'm very sorry this happened but now it's time to meet your brand new hampster.
Ally: No thanks.
Ray: Oh, come on. Look, he looks just like your old hampster and the guy at the store told me that in a couple of years he might.... fly.
Debra: Ray! Don't tell her that!
Ray: Okay, he's not really going to fly, but the man did tell me he's.... magical.
Debra: Ray!
Ray: His PERSONALITY!
Ally: No Dad!
Ray: Oh come on Ally, he's a cute little replacement.
Ally: I don't want a replacement, Daddy!
(Ally storms up the stairs)
Robert: I think that's exactly what she needs... a replacement Daddy.
:laugh: :laugh:
injest:
--- Quote from: David on August 23, 2007, 11:14:45 pm ---Jess, I'm borrowing your idea from your Cheers thread. But since I don't know much about Cheers, I can't really contribute to it. So I thought I would start an Everybody Loves Raymond thread, because that show has some really funny lines too!
If anyone can think of funny Raymond quotes, please post them here! :D
--- End quote ---
I was just thinking..."HEY wait a minute! Was this ALWAYS here??"
injest:
--- Quote from: David on August 23, 2007, 11:21:09 pm ---Frank commenting about Ray's second appearance on television....
Frank: "I could have eaten a box of Alpha Bits and crapped a better interview."
--- End quote ---
ROTF!!
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