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Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
David In Indy:
Marie walks into the kitchen and finds Debra
Marie: Whew! What's that smell? Another dinner get away from you, dear?
Debra: It's popcorn. Ray burned some popcorn......
Marie: (sarcastically) Oh! Popcorn for dinner! How fun!
Debra: It's not for dinner, and I didnt....
Marie: Amy!
(Amy and Marie hug)
Robert: Will you look at my two gals? I call them the "Two Muskateers!"
Ray: That's stupid!
Marie: Amy, would you like to come over to my house and have a cup of coffee?
Amy: Oh! That sounds good. Deb, do you want to come along and have some coffee?
Debra: No. I have to.....
Marie: She has to take care of that smell.
David In Indy:
Ray: Did you know Amy is cooking a big dinner over at my mom's house on Friday?
Debra: For their anniversary thing?
Ray: Yeah. Amy's cooking there.... at my mom's house. You've cooked over there, right?
Debra: What? Are you kidding? Marie doesn't even like me cooking over here.
David In Indy:
Marie: Raymond! Look! Debra is teaching me how to cook!
Ray: Debra's teaching YOU how to cook? Haha! Okay... so Heaven is here (points down), Hell is here (points up), it's raining monkeys, and WOOD is now a drink!
David In Indy:
Ray singing to the tune "Take Me Out To The Ballgame"....
My wife Debra is sooo nice,
and she's real pretty too.
She's sexy, she's skinny, and her breath is real good,
we don't have as much sex as we should...
:laugh: :laugh:
David In Indy:
Ray is tired and frustrated from spending a couple of hours helping Ally with her homework. Debra is upstairs in bed reading a book and Ray comes into the bedroom and climbs over her....
Debra: Ray! What the hell are you doing?
Ray: Oh! Excuse me YOUR HIGHNESS. But while you were up here reading your "kiss handsome boys" book and rubbing lotion on your bunions, we peasants were downstairs trying to build an OCEAN IN A SHOEBOX!
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