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Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
Kelda:
hehehehhehehehehehehheheheh
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
David In Indy:
Ray decides to volunteer at a local hospital and he is assigned to an elderly lady named Mrs. Gorman. She's sleeping when Ray walks into her room, so he gets right up in her face, trying to decide whether or not she's still alive...
Mrs Gorman: If you're the Angel of Death, I'm ready!
Ray: No, no, I'm not the Angel of Death.
Mrs. Gorman: Then you could use a mint!
:laugh: :laugh:
Ray: I'm Ray Barone. I'm a sports writer for New York Newsday and I'm here to help you.
Mrs. Gorman: Can you fix a radio?
Ray: What do you mean?
Mrs. Gorman: What do you think it means when someone says they need their radio fixed?
:laugh: :laugh:
David In Indy:
Ray and Debra attend a lecture at the bookstore. Ray falls asleep during the lecture and Debra pops him in the eye with her elbow to wake him up....
(Ray and Debra are walking through the front door and Marie is sitting in the living room waiting on them)
Debra (angrily): Hi Marie!
Marie: Hi dear. How was your night?
Debra: It was fine!
(Ray walks through the door rubbing his eye)
Marie: What's the matter Ray?
Ray: Nothing. I got poked in the eye. You know how wild it can get in a bookstore.
David In Indy:
Ray: SHH! Would you guys be quiet?? Debra isn't feeling well..... "biohormonally".
Frank: Oh.... GOT IT!!! The enemy within!
David In Indy:
Ray is sitting in the living room talking with Andy, Gianni and Frank about Debra's PMS.
Ray: Don't worry about me. I'll just ride it out.
Frank: "Ride it out". You DUMB bastard! You put a stop to this now! Debra's in a bad mood, what, two or three days tops? Not so tough now is it? But pretty soon she's going to get a mood that lasts five days... then it's a week. And before you know it, what used to be her bad mood takes over and becomes her ONLY mood. Well then....you become like me... where not a day goes by that I don't wish a comet was screaming towards the earth to bring me sweet relief!
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