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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID!!!!!!
southendmd:
Happy Birthday, David!
memento:
Fran:
David, here's an encoded message for you:
ILNNK OQCAIJLK, JLSQJ...
LUJ YLUK YDCG!
ifyoucantfixit:
ITS DAVID'S BIRTHDAY, AND ALL AROUND THE WORLD,,,ITS DAVIDS BIRTHDAY
May all your wishes come true.
May you have all the favors you give others
returned ten fold.
May you always have a smile on your face.
May you be in Heaven an hour before the the devil knows your gone.
mariez:
Happy Birthday, David! Some of your favorite girls wanted to stop by and wish you a Happy Birthday ....
and reminisce a little:
Dorothy: Stanley, what possessed you?
Stan: I love that car. All the memories we have in that car. The crusing, the drive-ins, the roadtrips...
Sophia: And don't forget the accident you had in that car.
Stan: What accident?
Sophia: I'll give you a hint: it costs me ten bucks every Christmas and still calls me grandma.
Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to relax in a hot, steamy bath with just enough water to cover my perky bosoms.
Sophia: You're gonna lay in an inch of water?
Blanche: You know how fragile men's egos are: one little mistake like screaming out the wrong name and they go all to pieces.
{Cheerful Rose after her near-death experience}
Rose: Being dead really changed my life!
Dorothy: It does that for a lot of people, Rose.
Blanche: I've decided what I'm going to use my bonus check money for.
Dorothy: What?
Blanche: I'm gonna have my breasts enlarged!
Rose: Blanche, why would you want to do that?
Blanche: Rose, breasts are back in fashion! Besides, what God didn't give me, Dr. Newman will. He's the Picasso of plastic surgery!
Dorothy: Fine, Blanche. Just make sure he doesn't attach one to your forehead.
Have a great day! :)
Marie
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