No way!
Matthew's got cooties!
*sticks out tongue at Matthew*
Now now, Chuckie.....
Behave yourself!!  

I'm sure Matthew's got no cooties at all! (whatever that is.... 

)
And even if he does have whatever-it-is, it's not polite to tell everyone like that!! 
He might want to keep it a secret!! 
And btw, pull your tongue in!!!!!  
 