Ah! More fries talk! I love it.
I voted mayonaise and salt of course. Very traditional.
It's easy if you have a food processor. Whip up some eggs, add a little bit of lemon juice or vinegar and pour the oil in slowly, til it all emulsifies. It's really good and would be delicious on french fries!
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You should add a little mustard and salt and pepper. Home made mayo is the best.
Miracle Whip?! That sounds as bad as it apparently is.