Starring:Spencer Tracy ... Capt. C. G. Culpepper
Milton Berle ... J. Russell Finch
Sid Caesar ... Melville Crump, DDS
Buddy Hackett ... Benjy Benjamin
Ethel Merman ... Mrs. Marcus
Mickey Rooney ... Ding 'Dingy' Bell
Dick Shawn ... Sylvester Marcus
Phil Silvers ... Otto Meyer
Terry-Thomas ... Lt.Col. J. Algernon Hawthorne
Jonathan Winters ... Lennie Pike
Edie Adams ... Monica Crump
Dorothy Provine ... Emeline Marcus-Finch
Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson ... Second cab driver
Jim Backus ... Tyler Fitzgerald
Joe E. Brown ... Union official
William Demarest ... Police Chief Aloysius aka Al
Selma Diamond ... Ginger Culpeper, Voice on Telephone (voice)
Peter Falk ... Third cab driver
Norman Fell ... Detective at Grogan's crash site
Stan Freberg ... Deputy sheriff
Leo Gorcey ... First cab driver
Sterling Holloway ... Fire Chief
Edward Everett Horton ... Mr. Dinckler
Buster Keaton ... Jimmy the Crook
Don Knotts ... Nervous Motorist
Zasu Pitts ... Gertie (switchboard operator)
Carl Reiner ... Tower controller at Rancho Conejo
Madlyn Rhue ... Secretary Schwartz
Joe DeRita ... Fireman (as The Three Stooges)
Larry Fine ... Fireman (as The Three Stooges)
Moe Howard ... Fireman (as The Three Stooges)
Jimmy Durante ... Smiler Grogan
Jack Benny ... Man in car in desert (uncredited)
Jerry Lewis ... Man who runs over hat (uncredited)