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Offline Shakesthecoffecan

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1350 on: June 23, 2008, 03:05:29 pm »
Q: What do you call an Irish Lesbian?

A: A Lassbian.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1351 on: June 25, 2008, 08:31:21 am »
So when they were testing Metamucil, did they call it Betamucil?
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1352 on: June 25, 2008, 07:09:14 pm »
Q: What soft drink do people at the end of their rope drink?

A: Exasperilla!
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1353 on: June 30, 2008, 04:08:06 pm »
How come there are no rap stars named Rapunzel?  :-X
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1354 on: July 01, 2008, 01:48:26 pm »
In the final analysis, just how many memorial services will Jackie have?
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1355 on: July 01, 2008, 02:32:12 pm »
Quote from: shakestheground on July 01, 2008, 01:48:26 pm
In the final analysis, just how many memorial services will Jackie have?
Ya know! I hope she has hunnerds!
What a testament to a life lived that people continue to want to memorialize her!
I think it's cool!
However I don't want that big a fuss made. LOL :laugh:
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1356 on: July 01, 2008, 06:51:48 pm »
Quote from: shakestheground on July 01, 2008, 01:48:26 pm
In the final analysis, just how many memorial services will Jackie have?

I wonder if it is Jackie that is being memorialized...or has she been lost in the symbolism and rituals?
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1357 on: July 01, 2008, 07:16:49 pm »
We all do, it is part of the same institution that religion springs from.

But it is a good thing. Even after 2000 years people still commemorate Jesus of Nazareth's passing. It connects us with all them things we don't know......
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1358 on: July 01, 2008, 07:21:50 pm »
Quote from: shakestheground on July 01, 2008, 07:16:49 pm
We all do, it is part of the same institution that religion springs from.

But it is a good thing. Even after 2000 years people still commemorate Jesus of Nazareth's passing. It connects us with all them things we don't know......

pfft! I already know everything..

 ;D ;D

actually I DID think of a religious question for Wayne...was Nehemiah(??) gay?

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1359 on: July 01, 2008, 07:42:37 pm »
Yeah, that would deffinatly be a Wayne question, the only thing I know about him is his name is difficult to spel.
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