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Thoughts for the day
Jeff Wrangler:
Reportedly said by a charismatic Christian lady who lived to be 95 years old, bless her heart:
"I know heaven is my home, but I'm not the least bit homesick."
Jeff Wrangler:
"Good health is just the slowest possible rate at which you can die."
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Penthesilea:
--- Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on June 10, 2011, 01:57:56 pm ---"Good health is just the slowest possible rate at which you can die."
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Reminds me of something animal rights activists always say about turtles, especially advising parents not to buy them for the children:
"Turtels are not easy to keep, they just die very slowly."
Jeff Wrangler:
--- Quote from: Penthesilea on June 10, 2011, 02:39:48 pm ---"Turtles are not easy to keep, they just die very slowly."
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They have giant tortoises at the Philadelphia Zoo that are said to be more than a hundred years old. A few years ago the organization I work for had its "summer picnic" at the zoo. Two of those ancient tortoises were having sex right out in public. :o
At least, it looked like they were at least trying to have sex. ::)
Shakesthecoffecan:
I had no idea there was a squeal to Donnie Darko.
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