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Scott6373:
--- Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on January 31, 2008, 11:23:09 pm ---He that lives upon Hope, dies farting.
--Benjamin Franklin
--- End quote ---
The greatest man never to be President. I suspect there are too many of them out there.
Jeff Wrangler:
--- Quote from: loneleeb3 on February 01, 2008, 12:16:23 am ---Wow! Who knew?
I thought fart was a modern word! LOL
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Fart is an old, old Anglo-Saxon kinda word. :D
Scott6373:
--- Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on February 01, 2008, 10:41:59 am ---Fart is an old, old Anglo-Saxon kinda word. :D
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...and action.
CellarDweller:
A fart is a chemical substance.
It comes from a place called Bum.
It penetrates through the trousers...
and lands with a musical hum.
To fart is no disgrace...
for it gives the body ease.
It warms the blankets on cold winter nights
and suffocates all the fleas.
Scott6373:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on February 01, 2008, 10:49:16 am ---A fart is a chemical substance.
It comes from a place called Bum.
It penetrates through the trousers...
and lands with a musical hum.
To fart is no disgrace...
for it gives the body ease.
It warms the blankets on cold winter nights
and suffocates all the fleas.
--- End quote ---
Hmmm...fart poetry...a new niche market. LOL
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