Up in West Virginia they have this amazing Redneck gathering every summer called Jescofest. It is centered around Jesco White, the world's most important and well known redneck. For more information here you go:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesco_WhiteJesco's long suffering wife, Norma Jean, appeared a couple of years ago and sang Paper Roses. She remainded me somewhat of Susan Boyle, and I was really impressed with her voice. One of Jesco's more famous quotes is when he threated to kill her because his eggs was runny, that was 20 years ago.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv1UJN3bMGI[/youtube]