After reading (no, not after seeing Btokeback Mountain) Leslie's first three chapters of "A Locve Born of Steerl," I sort of felt a necessesary resaping of my definition of "pornagraphy" was in order. So here it is:
Pornography:
DEFINITION:
Anything I don't like
EXHAUSTIVE LIST OF EXAMPLES:
1) okra, in any form
2) anything that causes more pain than present or promised pleasure.