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Gay Translations Guide
DecaturTxCowboy:
So I stopped off at the local Dairy Queen for a Hunger Buster and there's this kid in there with his haired dyed more colors than found in a 64 colors box of crayons...ok, mebbe not THAT many, but it was of colors not normally found in nature and very distinct - unlike the homogenious color of a bag of Gummy Bears left on the dash of yer truck all day.
Colors like aubergine, zinnober, modena, and jacinthe, and with nacarat highlights.
He noticed I was staring at him and said to me, "Ain't you ever done anything wild when you were a kid, old man?"
I answered, "Well, I had sex with peacock once and was wondering if you might be my son..."
ifyoucantfixit:
--- Quote from: DecaturTxCowboy on June 07, 2006, 04:17:32 am ---So I stopped off at the local Dairy Queen for a Hunger Buster and there's this kid in there with his haired dyed more colors than found in a 64 colors box of crayons...ok, mebbe not THAT many, but it was of colors not normally found in nature and very distinct - unlike the homogenious color of a bag of Gummy Bears left on the dash of yer truck all day.
Colors like aubergine, zinnober, modena, and jacinthe, and with nacarat highlights.
He noticed I was staring at him and said to me, "Ain't you ever done anything wild when you were a kid, old man?"
I answered, "Well, I had sex with peacock once and was wondering if you might be my son..."
oh my gosh that is freaking hilarious...i would have loved to be there for that one.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ::) ::)
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iwishiknew:
You know what they say...
There are two types of gay men; size queens and liars.
hardly true but still fun. ::)
loneleeb3:
Boy Howdy!
have I a lot to learn!! ???
Brokeback_Dev:
these are fun to read. im getting an education here. ;D
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