Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
Gay Translations Guide
jstephens9:
--- Quote from: DecaturTxCowboy on June 07, 2006, 04:17:32 am ---So I stopped off at the local Dairy Queen for a Hunger Buster and there's this kid in there with his haired dyed more colors than found in a 64 colors box of crayons...ok, mebbe not THAT many, but it was of colors not normally found in nature and very distinct - unlike the homogenious color of a bag of Gummy Bears left on the dash of yer truck all day.
Colors like aubergine, zinnober, modena, and jacinthe, and with nacarat highlights.
He noticed I was staring at him and said to me, "Ain't you ever done anything wild when you were a kid, old man?"
I answered, "Well, I had sex with peacock once and was wondering if you might be my son..."
--- End quote ---
You must have lots of sons and daughters here where I live then. Those colors of hair are pretty much the norm here.
BlissC:
--- Quote from: NoMore on July 22, 2007, 08:38:17 pm ---Bettermost is fun AND educational! Great thread guys!!
--- End quote ---
So true! Reminds me of many years ago when I was at college and I was on the committee of the student union LGBT society. We once did a 'gay translations' guide as a bit of a laugh. I wonder if I've still got it around somewhere...?
--- Quote from: DecaturTxCowboy on June 07, 2006, 04:17:32 am ---So I stopped off at the local Dairy Queen for a Hunger Buster and there's this kid in there with his haired dyed more colors than found in a 64 colors box of crayons...ok, mebbe not THAT many, but it was of colors not normally found in nature and very distinct - unlike the homogenious color of a bag of Gummy Bears left on the dash of yer truck all day.
--- End quote ---
Again, back in my college days it became fashionable locally for a while to bleach your hair, and I remember practically everyone turning up at one of the LGBT meetings one week newly bleached with highlights, lowlights, and everything inbetween. One guy though was adamant that his was natural, at least publically. If anyone questioned him he'd just pout, exclaim, "But I was born blonde!" and flounce out. The brand of bleach he used was called "Born Blonde". :laugh:
Me, I went the other way! While everyone else was going blonde, I dyed mine black (my natural colour's blonde) ;D
McNell:
--- Quote from: DecaturTxCowboy on June 07, 2006, 04:17:32 am ---
I answered, "Well, I had sex with peacock once and was wondering if you might be my son..."
--- End quote ---
Bwahahhah...good grief!! ::)
Artiste:
DecaturTxCowboy, that is great story you did!
I love this too, your sense of humour:
So I stopped off at the local Dairy Queen for a Hunger Buster and there's this kid in there with his haired dyed more colors than found in a 64 colors box of crayons...ok, mebbe not THAT many, but it was of colors not normally found in nature and very distinct - unlike the homogenious color of a bag of Gummy Bears left on the dash of yer truck all day.
Colors like aubergine, zinnober, modena, and jacinthe, and with nacarat highlights.
He noticed I was staring at him and said to me, "Ain't you ever done anything wild when you were a kid, old man?"
I answered, "Well, I had sex with peacock once and was wondering if you might be my son..."
Au revoir,
hugs! More such stories from you?
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[*] Previous page
Go to full version