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David:
--- Quote from: DecaturTxCowboy on May 24, 2006, 12:23:41 am ---If he says he's a top...he's versatile. If he says he's versatile, he's a bottom....
If he says he's a bottom - he's being honest.
--- End quote ---
Boy isn't THAT the truth! :laugh:
tiawahcowboy:
But, what if he says he is a middle?
Ray:
"Nice Guy" = Ugly
"Good Talker = Boring
"Lots of Enthusiasm" = Very young
"Lots of experience" = Very old
"Gentle" = Small dick
"Rough" = Drunk
"Gave me his number" = Gotta take out the bin
"Breakfast" = You just had it.
"Let's do it again" = I don't remember
"Would you like a coffee bud?" = Forgot his name
"I'm out of coffee" = Want to forget his name
"Might see you tonight" = If you can guess which outer suburb bathhouse I've gone to
"You look good in that shirt" = You looked hideous out of it
"Wanna move in?" = My rent's too high
DecaturTxCowboy:
--- Quote from: tiawahcowboy on May 29, 2006, 06:39:24 pm ---But, what if he says he is a middle?
--- End quote ---
Then he ain't the train engine nor the caboose.
DecaturTxCowboy:
Found this post on a Yahoo BBM group...
--- Quote ---YE OLDE WITCHES: Neo-Pagan Elderfolk Community
~ Established 2006 for Connection, and Gatherings.
~ ELDERS: Crone, Heathen, Pagan, Sage, Sorcerer, Sorceress, Wiccan, Witch, Wizard.
~ SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Asexual, Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Str8 / Straight, Transgender, Queer Folk. \
~ RITE OF ELDERHOOD (Crones and Sages): We the elders, like children, are priceless treasures of our community. After the age of 50 or so, the young acknowledge and honor us elderfolk for our wisdom, knowledge, skills, or whatever we have gained from our years on Earth. Often it's us who settle disputes, bless babies, and speak with greatest authority in councils. At this rite, another symbol may be gifted to us in recognition of our value.
~ We sincerely thank you!
--- End quote ---
Running this through my gay translation prgram:
> YE OLDE WITCHES: Neo-Pagan
Warning - Conflicting terminology
> (Crones and Sages):
Translation: (trolls and bitter old queens)
> We the elders, like priceless treasures
Translation: "that gurl is so full of himself"
> After the age of 50 or so, the young acknowledge and honor
Tranlslation: "discover the value of a sugar daddy"
> our wisdom, knowledge, skills, or whatever we have gained from our years on Earth.
Translation: "How to convert a Lotus 1-2-3 trick list to an Excel spreadsheet"
> settle disputes
Translation: "Bitch the loudest and longest"
> bless babies
Not sure of this, but "turkey baster" was suggested.
> and speak with greatest authority
Translation: "Bitch the loudest and longest"
> in councils.
Translation: "hot tub orgies"
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