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Scott6373:

--- Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on November 13, 2007, 09:45:35 am ---David, I think you'll appreciate a story a friend told me this past weekend.

He recently had occasion to fly from BWI to Portland, ME. In the security line ahead of him was a gray-haired woman with just about everything possible that you aren't allowed to carry on in her carry-on bag. She was giving the screener lip about having to get rid of her enormous can of Aqua-Net, etc., until the screener, evidently fed up, said very loudly, "Bernie! I need Bernie!"

Bernie, it turned out, was about 6-6 and built like a linebacker. He very quietly said to the cantankerous passenger, "Is there a problem here?" The woman looked up at him, very meekly said, "No, sir," and that was the end of the can of Aqua-Net, etc.  ;D

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That's what we need here in Bettermost...our own Bernie!

Jeff Wrangler:

--- Quote from: Nutmeg Guy on November 13, 2007, 10:03:43 am ---I snap my latex glove on LOUDLY as I step up in front of them and ask what the problem is.     

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Hmmm. Lots of experience with latex gloves, hunh, David?  ;D

Artiste:
Funny!

This is getting to be sexy?

Hugs!!

MaineWriter:
Morning all,

24 degrees and chilly. Frost everywhere...

Our very own Bernie, huh? LOL

L

injest:

--- Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on November 13, 2007, 11:09:05 am ---Hmmm. Lots of experience with latex gloves, hunh, David?  ;D

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he seems to have that intimidating SNAP down, doesn't he??

 :o :o :-X

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