No - I fear the only thing they would pay me for is to get off the stage.
The person below me would rather get rained on than carry an umbrella.
(BTW, I'm adding this in violation of the rules, and in answer again to a now very old question. I absolutely do dream in color. I was dreaming of the chat room, which worries me on soooooooooo many levels to begin with, and in my dream I could see the dinstinctive color and font and avatar of each user. The way they actually appear in the chat room. So I dream in color. I believe this is the sign of needing to seek professional help).