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Old sayings that will never be the same since Brokeback Mountain...

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kirkmusic:
From Jon Stewart's gay cowboy montage at the Oscars:

"Can I have a look at your Winchester?"

John Wayne: "I'll have you spread eagle on a wagon wheel !"


shirtless Charlton Heston: You came all this way to say goodbye?
Gregory Peck: Kind of goodbye I got in mind 'd take more room than we got here.

Sheyne:
its been said a few times but here's a pic... lol

vkm91941:
More Cowboy Slang that will never be the same again....



1. A lick and a promise

2. Back down

3. Dicker

4. Balled up

5. Get your back up

6. He's off on another bender

7. Blowhard

8. Hot as a whorehouse on nickel night

9. Full as a tick

10. Got the bulge

11. Hard case

12. Nailed to the floor

13. Shove the queer

vkm91941:
A Cowboy's Guide to Life



1. Don't squat with your spurs on.

2. Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none.

3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

4. Always drink upstream from the herd.

5. Telling a man to git and making him do it are two entirely different propositions.

6. When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

7. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still back there.

8. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

9. If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

10. And never, ever, miss a good opportunity to shut up.

tiawahcowboy:
Stopped to breathe his pony.

Bragged himself out of a place to lean agin' the bar.

Ah din't break nuthin', but all my hinges, bolts an' nuts was shore loosened.

He stood nekkid by t' water tank a warshin' out the canyon.

He wuz caught short an' now he's deadern' hell in some preacher's back yard.

He could be plenty ignerat without strugglin' t' make a job outta it.

Hungry enuff t' eat a saddle blanket.

It wuz mostly a small-bore squabble.

Friends close 'nough to usee the same toothpick.

Deceitful beans --those as talk behind yore back.

He wuz as pleased as a little heifer with a new fence post.

Boots so frazzled he couldn't scratch a match without burning his feet.

Climb off yore hoss an' eat a bean with us, stranger.

Don't never interfere with nutthin' whut don' bother yuh none.

He's so purty ah feel lak takin' off muh hat t' him.

Goin' 'round the coffee pot lookin' fer th' handle would 'bout cover th' extent o' his travels.

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