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OT: Jake and Natalie Portman
saucycobblers:
Frankly you're all delusional, but I hate to see so many in so much pain so I'll fess up...
...The whole Jake / Nat thing is an elaborate ruse to confuse the tabloids and other vested interests whilst we slip away to the Isle of Wight for our forthcoming nuptials. Jake didn't want any fuss, bless him...
... Believe me, I know how disappointing this must be for you all, but rest assured that after the whole Kirsten thing he has wisely decided to give himself up to the arms of a more mature woman. The present plan is for him to give up his acting career, ending on a BBM high, to keep house with me here in Southampton...
...Please can I ask you to keep this to yourselves for the time-being. Your discretion is appreciated, friends. What's that Jake, darling? Ahh, he sends his love to you all - he's cleaning the toilet at the moment so can't come to the computer right now...
;D
two_bloody_shirts:
--- Quote ---What's that Jake, darling? Ahh, he sends his love to you all - he's cleaning the toilet at the moment so can't come to the computer right now...
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That is so f**kin' funny - gave me a good laugh for this morning! :laugh:
David:
--- Quote from: saucycobblers on May 29, 2006, 08:48:23 am ---
he sends his love to you all - he's cleaning the toilet at the moment so can't come to the computer right now...
;D
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Tell you what... I'll bet he even looks sexy cleaning the toilet! LOL :laugh:
saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: DavidinHartford on May 29, 2006, 10:07:27 am ---Tell you what... I'll bet he even looks sexy cleaning the toilet! LOL :laugh:
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You might need to sit down for this...
...he's wearing nothing but a pair of tighty whities and yellow washing-up gloves :P
David:
Actually, I'm picturing him crouched down naked just like in the scene where he is washing clothes by the stream! He he he! Holding a toilet brush instead of a stick. Anybody have good photoshop skills?
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