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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3251633 times)

Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2800 on: June 14, 2007, 07:33:14 am »

When Lureen was feeling blue
she'd go out and get a new "do"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2801 on: June 14, 2007, 07:37:23 am »
When Lureen was feeling blue
she'd go out and get a new "do"
She'd frost and tease
« Last Edit: June 14, 2007, 07:49:41 am by TOoP/Bruce »
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2802 on: June 14, 2007, 07:45:48 am »
When Lureen was feeling blue
she'd go out and get a new "do"
She'd frost and tease
and said would you please
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2803 on: June 14, 2007, 07:52:22 am »
When Lureen was feeling blue
she'd go out and get a new "do"
She'd frost and tease
and said would you please
lie back --  and I'll hop on you!
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Offline TOoP/Bruce

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2804 on: June 14, 2007, 07:54:23 am »
The minister (as they wed),
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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2805 on: June 14, 2007, 08:25:24 am »

The minister (as they wed),
thougth, "this marriage is as good as dead",
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2806 on: June 14, 2007, 09:08:05 am »
The minister (as they wed),
thougth, "this marriage is as good as dead.
The bride's blind to the fact



OT: CellarDwellar, are you the mod over in the photocaption thread on the DC board? I LOVE that thread with all the amazing inventiveness and wit. I must have visited it nearly daily for a year and a half!  :)  :)
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2807 on: June 14, 2007, 09:15:56 am »
Quote from: Nax on June 14, 2007, 08:54:03 am
OT: CellarDwellar, are you the mod over in the photocaption thread on the DC board? I LOVE that thread with all the amazing inventiveness and wit. I must have visited it nearly daily for a year and a half!  :)  :)

Yuppers, that's me!  Glad you like it!



The minister (as they wed),
thought, "this marriage is as good as dead.
The bride's blind to the fact
that the groom's mind is on Jack
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2808 on: June 14, 2007, 10:23:18 am »
The minister (as they wed),
thought, "this marriage is as good as dead.
The bride's blind to the fact
that the groom's mind is on Jack
and there's no room for three in the bed."
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2809 on: June 14, 2007, 11:30:34 am »
Loved that last one!  :)
New one..


'I don't pay you to stem the rose," he said
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