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Offline Delmardeb

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2940 on: July 19, 2007, 06:51:18 pm »
Jack's mother sent Ennis to Jack's room
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2941 on: July 27, 2007, 05:21:12 pm »


Jack's mother sent Ennis to Jack's room
She gave him nothing to presume
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2942 on: August 06, 2007, 08:09:46 am »
Jack's mother sent Ennis to Jack's room
She gave him nothing to presume
He then found the shirts
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2943 on: August 06, 2007, 09:26:35 am »
Jack's mother sent Ennis to Jack's room
She gave him nothing to presume
He then found the shirts
And that really hurts
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2944 on: August 06, 2007, 09:43:10 am »

Jack's mother sent Ennis to Jack's room
She gave him nothing to presume
He then found the shirts
And that really hurts
now Ennis' lonely life must resume
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2945 on: August 07, 2007, 02:48:37 am »
  Hey guys i like that one a lot.



    The dogs they used were beautiful blue heelers.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2946 on: August 07, 2007, 03:04:52 am »
The dogs they used were beautiful blue heelers
The coyotes they shot were truly sheep stealers
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2947 on: August 07, 2007, 03:51:10 am »

The dogs they used were beautiful blue heelers
The coyotes they shot were truly sheep stealers
Ennis shot one and made a totum
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2948 on: August 07, 2007, 09:03:21 am »
The dogs they used were beautiful blue heelers
The coyotes they shot were truly sheep stealers
Ennis shot one and made a totum
Hanging off which were dangling coyote scrotum

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2949 on: August 07, 2007, 09:17:34 am »
The dogs they used were beautiful blue heelers
The coyotes they shot were truly sheep stealers
Ennis shot one and made a totum
With dangling coyote scrotum
Then talked with his pretty potato peeler!
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