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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3331942 times)

Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4840 on: September 15, 2009, 09:25:44 pm »
One day Ennis developed sore knees
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4841 on: September 15, 2009, 10:03:39 pm »
One day Ennis developed sore knees
From sending up a prayer of thanks, please
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4842 on: September 16, 2009, 01:52:55 am »
One day Ennis developed sore knees
From sending up a prayer of thanks, please
Couldn't get up from the tent floor
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4843 on: September 16, 2009, 06:41:01 am »

One day Ennis developed sore knees
From sending up a prayer of thanks, please
Couldn't get up from the tent floor
so Jack asked for more
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline gwyllion

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4844 on: September 16, 2009, 06:48:09 am »
One day Ennis developed sore knees
From sending up a prayer of thanks, please
Couldn't get up from the tent floor
so Jack asked for more,
Ennis said, "Sure!" And Jack yelled, "Oh God!  Yes! Oh Jeez!"
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4845 on: September 16, 2009, 12:43:10 pm »
It's a good thing they were both young and fit
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4846 on: September 16, 2009, 01:00:29 pm »
It's a good thing they were both young and fit
Since they both liked it rough though no one would admitt
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4847 on: September 16, 2009, 03:54:34 pm »
Quote from: Gwyllion on September 15, 2009, 06:17:11 pm
Now I'm going to bed cos it's late in Sweden
Not even Ennis can keep Sonja´s eyes open
She'll dream of our boys,
And their lovemaking noise,
And tomorrow she'll be back here to greet'em!

 ;D  ;D

Oh wow! I go to bed, and the next day there's a whole limerick about me!!!  :laugh:


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4848 on: September 16, 2009, 03:58:35 pm »
It's a good thing they were both young and fit
Since they both liked it rough though no one would admitt
They were horsing around
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4849 on: September 16, 2009, 05:34:43 pm »
It's a good thing they were both young and fit
Since they both liked it rough though no one would admitt
They were horsing around
The reigns on the ground
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