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Where were you standing when the elephant farted?
Jeff Wrangler:
--- Quote from: optom3 on June 16, 2008, 01:56:02 pm ---school girl rhyme
In days of old
when Knights were bold
and toilets wern't invented.
They dug a hole in the middle of the road,
and sat there quite contented.
--- End quote ---
;D
Alternate last two lines:
You left your load beside the road,
and went away contented.
;D
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: injest on June 16, 2008, 03:39:40 am ---[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wd3fNXCqQc[/youtube]
jeez, we are terrible at 3 in the morning aren't we?
Just like a couple of high school kids!
(its your fault!)
--- End quote ---
From the sound I just heard, I don't think the elephant should have trusted that fart.
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on June 16, 2008, 12:13:40 pm ---Lines Inscribed in a Pay Toilet
Here I sit, brokenhearted.
Paid a quarter to sh*t and only farted.
--- End quote ---
On the recent Brokie Wyoming trip, I saw this on a stall wall.
*the below rhyme is not mine, and not how I feel about people from Texas!*
Here I sit
buns a flexin'
givin' birth
to another Texan.
jstephens9:
You all are crazy!!! I should have known David was leading this :) The dog I had when I was growing up used to do that. It was really bad when I was following her up the stairs and she did it :o And then she would sit on the floor and scoot too like the advertisement on tv. And then the cat learned how to do it too from her. She was a good dog though ;)
Jeff Wrangler:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on June 16, 2008, 03:35:10 pm ---
On the recent Brokie Wyoming trip, I saw this on a stall wall.
*the below rhyme is not mine, and not how I feel about people from Texas!*
Here I sit
buns a flexin'
givin' birth
to another Texan.
--- End quote ---
:o ;D :laugh:
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