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How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies (starting over...)

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YaadPyar:
Okay, now what are the rules for speaking Brokeback? We all know that in order to be a true Brokie, you have to get all of the "ism"s down and use them frequently.

-- If you are impatient with someone, it is customary to say: "Whatta ya waitin' for, cowboy? A matin' call?"

-- Double negatives are imperative.

-- Sheep are called "woolies."

-- "Ketchup" is a catch-all word for every type of condiment.

- To get skinny-assed cowboys out of your trailer, start a phone call and glare at them until they bolt.

- Stop your wife from asking for cigarettes, and thus frustrating your secret tryst by always having smokes in the pocket of your blue shirt.

- Alleviate your ex-wife's suspicions by telling her she 'don't know nothin'

sparkle_motion:
If you're about to tell someone what, start your sentence with "I tell you what" just to let them know you're about to tell them what.

YaadPyar:

--- Quote from: sparkle_motion on March 30, 2006, 05:48:50 pm ---If you're about to tell someone what, start your sentence with "I tell you what" just to let them know you're about to tell them what.
--- End quote ---

OMG!! LOL for real!

If'n your ex-wife don't believe you, then grab hold of her wrist hard and curse at her and threaten her husband too!

kirkmusic:
When extremely pleased or extremely displeased with a close friend, it is appropriate to insert the word "f***ing" inbetween their first and last names.

Sheyne:

Instead of expressing attraction to your fellow cowboy, convey your growing lust by taking the mickey out of his profession and ability to play the harmonica.  Compliment his appalling singing of an obscure hymn, however. There's no need to kick a bloke when he's already down.

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