Hello, my name is John.  And I'm a bottleneck.
It works like this:  Each month, Front-Ranger sends me images and captions for the "People of BetterMost" feature on BetterMost (you get to it from the 
Calendar button).  I then tweak the images using my k-rad Photoshop skillz and put them online.
Or at least that's what normally happens.  Some months, the inevitable work or family drama intrudes and I'm delayed a few days.  This month, I'm delayed 24 days, making Shakestheground's reign as Mr. August last just eight more days.  But I can fix this.  Until the end of the month, I hereby declare each day to be 93 hours.  If I did the math right, that should compensate for my lateness.