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Kelda:
I'll probably get roasted for this by the English brokies, but hey-ho! I thought it was funny!!

> It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the
> Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
>
> "What's up?" he asks.
>
> "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know
> it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be
> bothered."
>
> Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by
> myself-you lads go down the pub."
>
> So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
> Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
>
> After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
> landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen
> reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating
> England all by himself!
>
> Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
> remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They
> put the teletext on.
>
> "Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1
> (Lampard 89 minutes)."
>
> They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against
> England!!
>
> They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find
> him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in
> his hands weeping inconsolably.
>
> He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
>
> "Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And
> they only scored at the very, very end!"
>
> "No, no, I have, I've let you down...I got sent off after 12 minutes."
>

Becky:
Hahahaha! So hilarious.

As you can tell I have no pride in my country what-so-ever mainly because it is full of chavs, but that is beside the point! I have never liked football and I welcome all jokes directed at the dim-witts who were to dumb to get a proper job so they got into football.

I don't know much about football, but I can just about strech my vocabulary around, football, goal, Beckham, Ronaldinho,Lampard, Crouch and robot.
God, the things I don't know about football, eh?

opinionista:

--- Quote from: Becky on June 16, 2006, 02:28:09 pm ---Hahahaha! So hilarious.

As you can tell I have no pride in my country what-so-ever mainly because it is full of chavs, but that is beside the point! I have never liked football and I welcome all jokes directed at the dim-witts who were to dumb to get a proper job so they got into football.

I don't know much about football, but I can just about strech my vocabulary around, football, goal, Beckham, Ronaldinho,Lampard, Crouch and robot.
God, the things I don't know about football, eh?

--- End quote ---

I don't know much about football either Becky but Michael Owen is so HOT!

Becky:
Micheal who? He is not in my football lingo!* Adds Owen to list*
No I know Owen, but I am sorry I have never liked footballers and never will, plus Micheal Owen seems old to me, I bet you he is not much older than Jake, but Jake seems young. *cough*imature*cough* :laugh: As I said before I think footballers are as short as 2 thick planks, no offense opinionista cause you like him, but I just hate dumb guys and would never like one in a million years. Anyway so you think Owens hot opinionista?

opinionista:

--- Quote from: Becky on June 16, 2006, 05:30:50 pm ---Micheal who? He is not in my football lingo!* Adds Owen to list*
No I know Owen, but I am sorry I have never liked footballers and never will, plus Micheal Owen seems old to me, I bet you he is not much older than Jake, but Jake seems young. *cough*imature*cough* :laugh: As I said before I think footballers are as short as 2 thick planks, no offense opinionista cause you like him, but I just hate dumb guys and would never like one in a million years. Anyway so you think Owens hot opinionista?

--- End quote ---

I find him handsome. I don't really like football to tell you the truth. Owen seems to be more down to earth than Beckham. He doesn't act like a celebrity, in my opinion I mean.

According to my sister (who follows fooball) Owen is a very good player and very professional. Much better than Beckham she says. When he was playing for Real Madrid (Beckham's team) he was treated like crap. They wouldn't let him play.

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