Elle, there's GOT to be lots of pussys around if you jest keep yer eyes peeled.
Juan, you tell the Saggy Arseholes Guild that there ain't no Superstar like our Juan!
Sarah, I hope you gave up them fags if yer gonna sing to us!
Sash, You beetter git a cracker up yer butt if yer gonna make cue!
Court, have you got the walking frame lubed and ready?
Jenny, Check that startle point!
Meryl, lose a few teeth! The prayer will sond thound ecthra thpethial if ya do!
Younger and Older Jack and Ennis, sort it out yerselves!
WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE IN YOUR SEATS/PLACES/THEATRE?!
The performance has commenced!