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Just when you thought it was safe to go to FINAL REHEARSAL!

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JCinNYC2006:
Mr. Director,

I just got a call from my agent.  He wants me to let you know that SAG (the Screen Arseholes Guild) contacted him and requested that I change my credit from JCinNYC to Juan.  Apparently, there's a JCinNYC who's currently in the chorus in the revival of JC Superstar upstate, and they want to avoid any undue confusion. 

Many thanks,
Juan

Ellemeno:
Sarah, No one's gonna love you like me, so you're now the singer.

Juan - you are now listed as Juan.  Randall, hunh?  As far as I can tell, men think he's very hot, women not so much.  Sound good?  :)

I sure am looking forward to saying my lines about where are all the cats,

Love from,

Biker #1.

Ray:
Elle, there's GOT to be lots of pussys around if you jest keep yer eyes peeled.

Juan, you tell the Saggy Arseholes Guild that there ain't no Superstar like our Juan!

Sarah, I hope you gave up them fags if yer gonna sing to us!

Sash, You beetter git a cracker up yer butt if yer gonna make cue!

Court, have you got the walking frame lubed and ready?

Jenny, Check that startle point!

Meryl, lose a few teeth!  The prayer will sond thound ecthra thpethial if ya do!

Younger and Older Jack and Ennis, sort it out yerselves!

WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE IN YOUR SEATS/PLACES/THEATRE?! 
The performance has commenced!

isabelle:
I'm so nervous - always did have stage fright - that I'm already in the wings waiting for my turn !

newyearsday:
I know we are not in rehearsal anymore, but are we following the prologue to the short story and is that why we are waiting for Mandy? I didn't get that before...

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