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Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
Amber:
Yesterday someone called and had the wrong number. I said "Who? Who is this?" ... just came out like it's something I say all the time. I suppose I could have told him I was "out castrating calves" but that just didn't seem natural *lol*
Daphne7661:
I am cracking up at all of these, guys! I thought I was the only one who felt as though our BBM buddies have infiltrated my spirit...
Each day gets worse and worse. My friend and I e-mail each other at work sharing the news and frustrations of the work day and almost always end each story with "Ya know what friend? This is a GDBOAUS" ("God Damn Bitch of an Unsatisfactory Situation")
Every time someone asks for or to do something, I say, "Fer Whuht?"
If I don't hear someone clearly, I say "Hunh?"
Whenever I favor something, I now say "Nyyycce"
If I agree with something, I say "Sure 'n uff"
Even my mannerisms have changed. At any given time, I actually feel as though I have been possessed by Jack or Ennis. I either feel myself smiling Jack's smile or pursing my lips the way Ennis does...
And at any given moment, I can be heard mumbling to myself...
"Goddamn paint brands wore off...."
"Tent don't look Ryyight"
"FuucccccccKKKK Aguirrrrrrreeee"
"...get on in there and untangle them Chilean sheep owtta ours, I guess..."
"The hell they are..."
"You may be a sinner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity."
"Whuutttrrrrrrr you doin?"
"It's awright... it's awright"
"Let's git, unless you wanna sit around tying knots all day."
Every line is genious!!!
::)
Luvlylittlewing:
To Daphne:
These are great! :) I find myself telling my daughter when we don't have money to buy her some trinket: "If you can't fix it, ya just gotta stand it." She rolls her eys and walks away! ;)
I love to tell my daughter when she has friends over for a sleepover and I'm trying to get the sleeping arrangements figured out, "Ya sleep there!"
And you are right, every line is genius, brilliant!
dly64:
--- Quote from: Daphne7661 on July 10, 2006, 05:54:20 pm ---I am cracking up at all of these, guys! I thought I was the only one who felt as though our BBM buddies have infiltrated my spirit...
Each day gets worse and worse. My friend and I e-mail each other at work sharing the news and frustrations of the work day and almost always end each story with "Ya know what friend? This is a GDBOAUS" ("God Damn Bitch of an Unsatisfactory Situation")
Every time someone asks for or to do something, I say, "Fer Whuht?"
If I don't hear someone clearly, I say "Hunh?"
Whenever I favor something, I now say "Nyyycce"
If I agree with something, I say "Sure 'n uff"
Even my mannerisms have changed. At any given time, I actually feel as though I have been possessed by Jack or Ennis. I either feel myself smiling Jack's smile or pursing my lips the way Ennis does...
And at any given moment, I can be heard mumbling to myself...
"Goddamn paint brands wore off...."
"Tent don't look Ryyight"
"FuucccccccKKKK Aguirrrrrrreeee"
"...get on in there and untangle them Chilean sheep owtta ours, I guess..."
"The hell they are..."
"You may be a sinner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity."
"Whuutttrrrrrrr you doin?"
"It's awright... it's awright"
"Let's git, unless you wanna sit around tying knots all day."
Every line is genious!!!
::)
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--- Quote from: littlewing1957 on July 10, 2006, 08:50:08 pm ---To Daphne:
These are great! :) I find myself telling my daughter when we don't have money to buy her some trinket: "If you can't fix it, ya just gotta stand it." She rolls her eys and walks away! ;)
I love to tell my daughter when she has friends over for a sleepover and I'm trying to get the sleeping arrangements figured out, "Ya sleep there!"
And you are right, every line is genius, brilliant!
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You guys are cracking me up!!! I am laughing my head off. I have just learned I have to watch my tongue because I work at a Christian organization. I don't think they'd appreciate me saying, "Son of a whoreson bitch" or (what I said to my BF in SC) .... "I'm not you ... I can't make it on a couple of high altitude f--ks once or twice a year!" Whew! Lordy! I'm fornicating ... Yikes! I better keep that under wraps, too.
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: dly64 on July 10, 2006, 10:41:07 pm ---You guys are cracking me up!!! I am laughing my head off. I have just learned I have to watch my tongue because I work at a Christian organization.
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Yes Diane. I can't even imagine the looks you'd get if you invoked one of these "brokieisms" at your job!
Whew!!!
I just can't even imagine.....
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