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Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
coffeecat33:
I TELL YOU WHAT ... I said "this is a goddamn b*tch of an unsatisfactory situation" to a coworker describing work. She hasn't seen the movie but laughed because it's such an apt description of our workplace right now. (Do I get any points for that?) This same coworker's favorite swear word is b*tch so I introduced her to son of a whoresn b*itch. I admit I find some relief muttering that under my breath.
Another coworker and I always say, "I'll miss you!" even if we are going to the copier and coming back. This often segues into some version of "I wish I knew how to quit you!"
There are so many phrases that I think to myself or sometimes say aloud that I could quote the entire book & movie but there's never enough time, never enough.
cc33
Front-Ranger:
This is not very funny, but I find myself clutching at my neck just like Ma Twist did whenever I have to deal with some very irritating person...
Front-Ranger:
Lately when I am sending off a proposal, I include the statement, "Thank you for the opportunity" and I have to stifle a snicker. ;)
dly64:
--- Quote from: Front-Ranger on July 28, 2006, 04:32:26 pm ---Lately when I am sending off a proposal, I include the statement, "Thank you for the opportunity" and I have to stifle a snicker. ;)
--- End quote ---
OMG! I'm going to have to do that!
Lynne:
Today we were on the patio watching the cat stalk (but not catch) birds at the bird feeder. I got to say 'That's some high-class entertainment.' 8)
-Lynne
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