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Noviani:
i don't swear much until BBM.

my company is struggling after the merger was cancelled in March, so the guys are accustomed with the tight money, so am I, until i watch BBM.

earlier this week. the accountant whined about "so less income this month..ooh..afraid we're not gonna able to pay you guys wages... etc etc.."

probably i was fed up listening the same drama over the past quarter (it may be a campaign for not giving bonus this end-year), so i stood from m chair, and with a stern look at her:

"this is a goddamn b** of an unsatisfactory situation..."

oh that jaw dropping from her,..and a confused look from  a bypassing coworker.and examining he says:

"what's up with you? just learning to swear?"


 >:(

serious crayons:
Even James Bond is getting into Brokieisms! Here's a much-quoted line from the new Bond movie, Casino Royale:


--- Quote ---Asked by a bartender if he prefers his martini shaken or stirred, Craig's Bond snaps, "Do I look like I give a damn?"
--- End quote ---

Nice line. But you just know Bond really wanted to snap, "Do I look like I could afford a f'*ckin ropin horse?"

Penthesilea:

--- Quote ---Nice line. But you just know Bond really wanted to snap, "Do I look like I could afford a f'*ckin ropin horse?"
--- End quote ---

 :laugh: I just picture him doing exactly *that*  :laugh:
So completely out ot context, 007 talking about a roping horse, just like that.

Mikaela:
Of course, now you two haave got me picturing Bond saying:

Frankly, my dear, I can't even afford a f**kin ropin horse.

Katie77:
And when asked his name ........."Its Twist........Jack f***ing Twist"

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