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serious crayons:

--- Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on August 30, 2007, 06:43:24 pm ---Then it hit me: Including her return home, she's commutin' four hours a day!  ;D
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So did you offer to switch with her?

 :laugh:

Jeff Wrangler:

--- Quote from: ineedcrayons on August 30, 2007, 06:53:27 pm ---So did you offer to switch with her?

 :laugh:

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Nope, she wasn't bitchin' about it. Unlike Jack, she likes it!  :o

heath4oscar:
I regularly answer "Here and there" when anyone asks me where I've been lately. 

It's so wonderfully non-committal!



heath4oscar:
Thought of some more.....

I also like to use "I don't need your money, I ain't in the poorhouse" at work when someone offers me loose change at the vending machnes.  They don't get the connection and just think I am messing about.

If someone asks me for a pencil sharpener, I say: "What's the matter with you?  There's a thousand of 'em."

When it is lunchtime, I sometimes announce: "Supper's on the stove!"

My work colleagues just don't understand my obsession.  One woman does and she often gives me a wink.  "Good for you", I say.

What fun!

heath4oscar:
I am an Aussie living in the UK.  Shortly after Brokeback Mountain the movie was released, I was in the US.  At a party, I got talking to a friendly woman with a Southern drawl.  It must have been obvious to her that I am gay (my partner was there with me) yet when I asked her where her husband was, she said: "He's off on ANOTHER fishing trip.  I swear, that man spends more time with his buddy fishing than he does with me!"

There was not a shred of irony in what she said.  She just said it, matter of fact.  Brokeback was quite a news item at the time, so I cannot believe she hadn't heard anyhting about it at all.

I just stared straight ahead, knowing that if I caught my partner's eye I would burst out laughing.

I wonder if she ever saw the movie?

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