Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"

[coffeedrinkintexan]

Coworker emails me asking if I can work one of her shifts and she'll work one of mine.

Me: "Well, I'm happy to switch with ya, but...." 

[morrobay]

Good one!

[CellarDweller]

I can't remember the last time I used a Brokieism.

[coffeedrinkintexan]

My whole life is lived in movie quotes, almost. I have a few go-to's:
Rain Main
What About Bob?
Lord of the Rings/Hobbit
Beavis & Butthead Do America (please don't judge)
Forrest Gump

And now Brokeback.

Not all are appropriate to say out loud, but you can bet your bird they're in my head. 

[CellarDweller]

Not all are appropriate to say out loud, but you can bet your bird they're in my head. 

  I love that expression, bet your bird.

[Front-Ranger]

My new sweetheart has referred several times to "this thing" that we have between us. As far as I know, he hasn't seen Brokeback Mountain. Makes me smile every time.

[CellarDweller]

aw, that's cute.

[serious crayons]

My new sweetheart has referred several times to "this thing" that we have between us. 

Probably not for the same reason Ennis put it that way, though. 

[Front-Ranger]

Also...as you know I'm taking care of an elderly kitty, which includes hand feeding. When I took my mother to lunch yesterday, I excused myself to go wash my hands because, as I told her, they "smell like cat food, or worse." 

[Sason]

 

Good one, Lee!