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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
welliwont:
**Something novel is being tested tonight for the first time…. Jack’s Pants’ thoughts are being verbalized by an offstage sotto voice for the audience to hear, and many audience members are reacting in a curious manner. Many of them, both men and women, are squirming in their seats, restless-like. Is it because suddenly they all have to go pee?? Huhmmmmm....
Director Raymille is having second thoughts about this new production method **
Meryl:
--- Quote ---TERRY CLOTH:
** JBB, if I were you, I'd go with the flow ... who wouldn't rather be in JACK'S PANTS than in here?! **
--- End quote ---
**Oh Terry, love, you're always so dramatic! Don't frighten poor Mr. JBB. That's only Ms. Anke Spanky's on set security safe. When they're not actually shooting scenes, our Sacred Relics reside here: **
** Mr. JBB, if Mr. Raymille recommends you for Sacred Relic Status, and considering your fine work to date I feel sure that is likely, all this can be yours. **
welliwont:
==WE ARE UP TO HERE:
SCENE # 20 – SHIFTING CAMP / THE LAST MATING DANCE BEFORE FIRST NIGHT IN TENT
THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION ASSISTANT(S) ARE NEEDED ON SET:Lucise The Sheep Wrangler
Music Director
THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:Jack
Jack’s Pants
Jack's Zipbutton
Ennis
Ennis’ Pants
Low Startle Point
Cigar Butt
Jack’s Harmonica
Jack’s Cigarette
Ennis's Stick during Water Walkin' Jesus
Young Whiskey Bottle
The Wind
Sun and Moon
Peeing Sheep
1000 Sheep Extras
Lucy the Blue Heeler
Mika, The Musical Dumbass Mule
Dumbass Mule #27
THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS (IMPROV):High Priestess (as always)
Props Magician (as always)
Feng Shui Director (as always)
The Horny Fly
Cat Stevens
Warsh Rag
Olivia Owl
any other thespian who cares to jump in==
Meryl:
** The High Priestess rejoices at being upgraded to separate billing instead of being lumped into "Any other thespian who cares to jump in" ;) ;) and lights many candles to facilitate the smooth and dramatically gratifying gearing up for the BIG NIGHT **
** And may even that uppity Owl deliver her one line of dialogue to absolute perfection! ** ::) ;D
welliwont:
--- Quote from: meryl on July 02, 2006, 12:49:06 pm ---** The High Priestess rejoices at being upgraded to separate billing instead of being lumped into "Any other thespian who cares to jump in" ;) ;) and lights many candles to facilitate the smooth and dramatically gratifying gearing up for the BIG NIGHT **
--- End quote ---
The Continuity Director appologizes from the bottom of her sorry-assed heart for her inexcusable laspse of professional courtesy and hopes that the High Priestess WILL forgive this oversight. :-* :-* :-* :-*
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